Question. What do women and police cars have in common?
Answer. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Joke: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
Question. What did the potato chip say to the battery?
Answer. If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay.
Joke: How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Question. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Answer. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
Joke: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
Question. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
Answer. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
Joke: How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Question. How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Answer. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Joke: How do lesbians handle their liquor?
Question. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
Answer. By the ears. (Lick her)
Joke: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
Question. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
Answer. When his hand caught on fire.
